Technology. Gym. Fast sports car. Faster sports bike. Zackary T CastleFree lives in the fast lane. When he's not lazily slouching, watching wrestling, and eating fast food because he’s too lazy to cook, that is.
A modern-day traveling monk, he constantly rides around the metropolis he calls his home, going from Starbucks to Starbucks in a desperate quest to write the book you now hold in your hands.
In his spare time, he likes to dress in red and white leather motorcycle suits in a vain attempt to impress kids and feel like a real-life super hero.